• 2nd February
    2012
  • 02
The 5 Stages of Grief Denial: “This can’t be happening, not to me.” Anger : “AHHH [expletive, expletive] Why did that happen?!” Bargaining: “I will give my life savings and/or bake you muffins if you give me a new phone” Depression: “I busted my iPhone so I’m going to eat 4 slices of pizza and an entire pan of brownies because I’m devastated.” Acceptance: “It’s going to be okay. The world will not end.” (You’ll be happy to know that this iPhone tragedy took place on Tuesday evening and I’m already in the Acceptance stage…I’m incredibly resilient)

The 5 Stages of Grief

  1. Denial: “This can’t be happening, not to me.”
  2. Anger : “AHHH [expletive, expletive] Why did that happen?!”
  3. Bargaining: “I will give my life savings and/or bake you muffins if you give me a new phone”
  4. Depression: “I busted my iPhone so I’m going to eat 4 slices of pizza and an entire pan of brownies because I’m devastated.”
  5. Acceptance: “It’s going to be okay. The world will not end.”

(You’ll be happy to know that this iPhone tragedy took place on Tuesday evening and I’m already in the Acceptance stage…I’m incredibly resilient)

  1. nosauce said: Oh no!!!
  2. betterthanihopedfor said: Is it still under warranty? If so- take it back and give them a good story and look super cute while doing it. Worked for me twice…
  3. accordingtojennifer said: oh no! Have you gone to the apple store yet? I spoke to someone who said they fix the screen for a reasonable price.
  4. peoniesandcocktails said: :(
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