• 14th November
    2011
  • 14

Seriously Guy?

  • Sometimes I feel kind of bad for guys because girls (usually of the single and bitter variety) tend to stereotype ALL men as jerks. Personally, I haven't given up hope in the opposite sex but it's hard to defend them when the act like complete buffoons. I recently met* someone who seemed like a pretty normal guy on paper and then the following text message conversation took place...
  • Guy: Do you want to come over and watch a movie with me?
  • Em: No.
  • Guy: Why are you so lame?
  • Em: I'm not lame and I'm also not 17 so no, I will not "come over and watch a movie" with you.
  • Guy: Oh, then you can just come over.
  • Em: You're a total idiot.
  • Guy: So I take that as a no?
  • Em: Did I not make that clear before?
  • Guy: My roommate isn't home so let me know if you change your mind.
  • Em: You're 33. You need to get your own apartment. And a life.
  • ...45 minutes later...
  • Guy: Are you still mad at me?
  • Em: Never mad. Just think you're a creep. stop texting me.
  • Guy: (said something I would never repeat)
  • Em: Go Away.
  • Guy: (again...I would never repeat)
  • Em: I'm sad for you.
  • Wow. With conversations like that? I just can't wait to jump back into the dating scene...
  1. partyforone said: Ugh. Sigh. (me expressing my sincere apologies that you had to be part of that conversation)
  2. wesleylorenzini said: Sounds like a keeper!
  3. accordingtojennifer said: WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY???
  4. tallgirltales said: ugh.
  5. eminnyc posted this